Bored? Take my Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan quiz. I kinda busted my ass writing it. Well not really, but I'm hoping to guilt-trip you into taking it. Anyway, there are 16 questions so it shouldn't take you longer than a few minutes. Jot your answers down and see what kind of Trek fan you really are. Honest answers... no search engine cheating!
1) How many fictional years passed between the events depicted in the Trek TOS episode "Space Seed" and the film Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan?
a) 5
b) 10
c) 15
d) 20
2) Kirk took the Kobayashi Maru test how many times before he passed?
a) once
b) twice
c) three times
d) never finished
3) How many crew members does the Kobayashi Maru have on board?
a) 408
b) 81
c) 112
d) 7
4) How many of those metallic cylinders did Khan turn on the Genesis device to initiate countdown to detonation?
a) 2
b) 3
c) 4
d) 5
5) True or false: Ricardo Montalban's muscular chest was a prosthetic piece.
a) true
b) false
6) What was Reliant's prefix code?
a) 16309
b) 13609
c) 33906
d) 19603
7) What planet was Khan banished to?
a) Ceti Alpha V
b) Ceti Alpha VI
c) Ceti Delta VI
d) Delta Vega
8) Which actress played Dr. Carol Marcus?
a) Bo Derek
b) Cathy Lee Crosby
c) Kirstie Alley
d) Bibi Besch
9) Finish this sentence:
"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or ______________!"
10) Stage 2 of "Project Genesis" involved what?
a) underground testing
b) testing on a moon or dead planet
c) lab testing
d) testing on Uranus
11) True or false: Joachim, Khan's chief lieutenant, was also Khan's son.
a) true
b) false
12) When Spock told Kirk that restoration of auxiliary power was possible in two days what did he really mean?
a) two weeks
b) two minutes
c) three days
d) two hours
13) True or false: For his death scene, Leonard Nimoy wanted his character to be drenched in green "blood" but the idea was nixed
14) What flashed on a small view-screen once Spock got the mains back online?
a) ONLINE
b) WARP ACTIVE
c) NOMINAL
d) A nude picture of Scarlett Johansson
15) Who directed Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan?
a) Leonard Nimoy
b) Robert Wise
c) Nicholas Meyer
d) Harve Bennett
16) True or false: When Kirk races to the engine room to see Spock dying behind the glass partition, the script originally called for Dr. McCoy to yell, "He's dead, Jim!" but DeForest Kelley did not feel comfortable with the line so it was changed.
Okay, here's the deal. Give yourself one point for every correct answer and add up the total. Here are the correct answers:
1) c - 15 years
2) c - three times
3) b - 81
4) c - four cylinders
5) b - false
6) a - 16309
7) a - Ceti Alpha V
8) d - Bibi Besch
9) "we're all dead"
10) a - underground testing
11) b - false
12) d - two hours
13) b - false (it was the opposite; the script indicated green blood but Nimoy was against it)
14) d - NOMINAL
15) c - Nicholas Meyer
16) a - true, DeForest asked for the line to be changed and ended up saying, "No! You'll flood the whole compartment!", leaving Scotty to yell "He's dead already!"
SCORING
0 - 6: You suck more than a salt vampire
7 - 9: Maybe You Should Be Banished to Ceti Alpha V
10 - 12: An Orion Sex Slave Might Want to Bang You
13 - 15: Gene Roddenberry Would Be Very Proud
All 16: Fuck, You Need to Get Out More
No comments:
Post a Comment