I Hate My GD POS Computer

I am so sick and tired of my PC. Every year, no matter what awesome anti-virus software I install, no matter how many times I defragment, regardless of a clean re-install, it just doesn't matter... my s#*tty PC still ends up running as slow as a freaking glop of goo from a used, three day-old tampon.

How slow is it, you ask? Every time I go to a webpage, or click a link, it takes about five or ten seconds to load a page up. Sometimes longer. Just to get the browser started is a feat with which only God can intervene (Safari, Explorer, doesn't matter which.) That wonderous miracle takes two to three minutes! It's insane. Yeah, yeah, I know... I should be happy I even have a computer... some people live in straw huts with salad bowls made from dried-up cockroach shells and ferrets that run on wheels to power pencil sharpeners. This is almost as bad. Very close, I would say.

And yes I admit that my computer is a Dell from 2001 or something. But still. It's been "system reinstalled," it has 90 freaking dollar anti-virus software, and it gets regularly scheduled maintenance. Nothing seems to matter!

The Macs I've used for twenty years at various on-the-job locations have had like, eight problems. Total.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHH!

Okay. Helps to get it out. Anyway I think I'm going to transfer all of my files over to my external hard drive and do another re-install. I have to do it, this is just crazy. Not that I really know what I'm doing, mind you (I'm a Mac believer all the way) but oh well, I'll give it a shot. What do I have to lose?

I can hear it now, don't say it. "Go get a Mac!"