Now This Is Genius, Right Here: The "After Office" Neck Tie

Why, it's...

It's indescribably beautiful!!

I want one. Like, now.

An Engine That Runs On Mountain Dew: Wait Until You Read THIS!

omfg this guy invented an engine that runs on FREAKING MOUNTAIN DEW and other liquids! But it's more insane than that... Paul Patone, the inventor of the engine, was locked up in a mental institution because... well... just read this:

The system has been 25 years in the making and it wasn’t an easy ride. According to the GEET (Global Environmental Energy Technology), he was the victim of inventor abuse by corrupt Utah officials and businessmen. After refusing to sell his patents and technology, he was framed for securities fraud and put in a mental ward at the Utah State Hospital in March of 2006. He was freed May of this year.

All I have to say is HOLY F#*KING S#*T!! If you had any doubt before about our American government being corrupt, now would be a good time to wake up and smell the evil. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of CIA guys showed up at my door to haul me away just for typing how much I hate those f#*king corrupt American government f#*kers.

Click here for part of the amazing story.

Click here for the whole amazing f#*king story.

Here's a video clip:

At one point I'll have to Google and post the story of how, back in the 1940's I think it was, our loving and caring American government bought and bulldozed a factory that was poised to manufacture a combustion engine that got something like 100 miles per gallon of gasoline. Remind me if I forget, it's a good one...

I'm not bitter today. No.

Marvin Glass: The Greatest, Most Awesomest Toy Maker Of All Time

Okay, you young 'uns may not know this, but before the invention of He-Man and Star Wars and Transformers and all of that stuff, there lived the most successful toy inventor to ever walk the earth. His name was Marvin Glass.

Marvin Glass invented more hit toys than anyone else before him or since, and his track record proves it. Ever heard of Mouse Trap? Lite Bright? Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? Those "klackety-klack" wind-up teeth? Glass invented those toys and hundreds, if not thousands more.



Marvin Glass became a wealthy man. And he knew the meaning of the word "fun." Not only did he create fun toys for little kids (and some adults too), but his actual life was all about having fun! The man was on such a roll churning out hit toys and cashing checks that at one point he had his own mansion with servants and even groupies! Toy inventor groupies! Debauchery was rampant. Think back to when Steve Martin invented the "Opti-Grab" in the movie The Jerk; when he became a millionaire and threw wild disco parties and spent money like a drunken sailor! As legend has it, that was the life of Marvin Glass. He was a man with a spellbinding story, and for me, a personal creative inspiration.

Click here for the fascinating story of this brilliant inventor!

Thanks to Secretfunspot.blogspot.com