To make matters worse, Battle Beyond the Stars recycles sound effects and even scenes from other movies. The director must have had all of twenty-six dollars to work with.
The only redeeming element in the entire movie -- and I remember being very excited by this as a kid -- was the huge-breasted valkyrie-like woman who laid on her back as she flew around in her spaceship throughout the film. You can catch a glimpse of her at 0:16. She was all like straddling the controls and stuff, I remember that much. And her boobs, I remember those. Did I mention she had giant boobs? Even the spaceship looked like it had boobs, if I recall. I think it's zooming around in this clip.
Oh, and check out 1:08 -- those dudes look familiar? Like maybe................ The VocaPeople?!!
I told you I was on a mission.
Carry on.
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