Wednesday, April 29, 2009

VocaPeople Must... Be... Stopped.


If you've never heard of them before, well. Here you go.

VocaPeople make the Village People look like Harvard graduates.

No. Worse than that. VocaPeople is the yeast infection from those dudes in Blue Man Group.

VocaPeople must be stopped. That's just simple logic. We'll call it "Rule #1"

Someone needs to just start throwing lawn chairs at them or something. That would probably be enough to kill them.

Okay, granted, VocaPeople are capable of some clever harmonic trickery to be sure. I'll give you that. But other than that, see rule #1 above.

I need your opinion. How do we rid them from this earth? Comments! Please, I am on a mission here.



1 comment:

  1. "VocaPeople make the Village People look like Harvard graduates.

    No. Worse than that. VocaPeople is the yeast infection from those dudes in Blue Man Group."

    I'll do you one better. They are the tampons of tempo.

    And yes I will help stop them.

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