Here's A Scary Thought: David Lynch Almost Directed Return Of The Jedi

"Kind of" almost. At one point George Lucas asked David Lynch if he was interested in the director's chair for Episode VI. Check it out:

Think how different Return Of The Jedi would have been with Lynch directing. Thank god he didn't like salad. And that he didn't have any Tylenol handy. 

Star Wars On Facebook

I'm a bit late with this one however I just have to post it.

Read the rest of the Brainiac clever shit by clicking here.

Thanks to Sheila and Inqisitr!

The Star Wars Ice Cream Maker Guy Has His Own Site

Yes, he does.

So who is Ice Cream Maker Guy? According to the official Ice Cream Maker Guy website:

As Luke is battling Darth Vader in the Carbon Chamber and Lando, Leia, Chewbacca and C-3PO are running to escape from Bespin on the Millenium Falcon (they had just missed Boba Fett). Lando stops to announce: "This is Lando Calrissian, the Empire has taken control of the city. I advise everyone to leave the city before Imperial Troops arrive."  They then take off down the hallway and Ice Cream Maker Guy rounds the corner running for his life. 

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Obama The Jedi Master: Let The Photoshopping Begin!

Damn funny. God, I love creative people.

And I'm 128% positive there are more where those came from.

Obama Is A Freaking Jedi Master

The photo is real.

Yes. It is.

I guess our fearless leader is an even bigger nerd than we thought. Excellent!

Thanks, Gawker

Dad Builds AT-AT Bunk Bed For His Kid, Is Probably The Greatest Dad Ever

Can you deny it?

Thanks to Geekologie

Darth Vader Gets Down

... at one of Disney's Star Wars Weekends events.

Really?

Fun is fun but man, I'd like to think something as iconic as Star Wars would be a bit more sacrosanct as to fall prey to this sort of stupidness.

Deathstar Destroys The Enterprise

Oh Man... Why Does This Have To Make Sense?

If you're a Trek fan like me, you may not want to watch this.

Watch My Favorite Movie (Star Trek vs. Star Wars) and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Shatner Sings To George Lucas

Now granted, this isn't anything new but I wanted to get it on the blog in case you missed it, or in case you just wanted to watch it again. The Shat was in fine form back when he sang to George Lucas during Lucas' 2006 induction into the American Film Institute.

Yesterday Was Star Wars Day...

... and I missed it!

I have failed you for the last time. I promise to remember it next year. May the 4th Be With You.

Hot, Sexy Girls Have Major Lightsaber Battle In Nightclub

Yee-AH, bay-bay!

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Joke May Turn Into Reality

Okay, so everyone saw the phony Tauntaun sleeping bag yesterday, right? The one done-up by Think Geek? As you can imagine there were literally thousands of people (ie; geeks) commenting that they would actually buy one if it were available. Guess what? If you were one of those people, you may get your wish!

As of today, Think Geek is posting this message to its customers:

R2-D2 Ghetto Blaster

How cool is this?

Thanks to Gizmodo.com

Deathstar Disco

Darth Vader gits down.