Star Trek Commercials

Now granted, the Direct TV commercial most of us have seen, but the others are totally new to me...

Lego Movie Posters

Lego builders are just nuts.

Whack-A-Kitty

Lego Video Games

I know, I know... this is really old. But I wanted to post it on my blog for posterity.

Lego video games!

Tomorrow: Lego movie posters!

Star Trek: Beam Me Up, Hottie

I know. Enough with the Star Trek already, right? Sorry but this one I canna ignore!

Gerry Anderson's UFO Slated To Become Movie

Gerry Anderson, best known for his Thunderbirds and Space: 1999 tv series, did a tv show over in the U.K. back in 1970 called UFO. About three years ago when HD channels were just starting to dazzle my brain, I recall watching some episodes of UFO in high-def. I can safely say that the show is largely forgettable, with a few interesting ideas thrown in. Maybe you had to be a kid growing up in the U.K. to really love it, I don't know. All I know is, this was a sci-fi show made in 1970 and it depicted a 1980 world battling aliens and all sorts of crazy shit. Pretty far-fetched!

Now Variety is reporting that UFO is slated to become the latest victim of retro recyclables. Check out this clip... it's the intro from the show. I have to admit the music is very catchy. Makes me horny! Groovy, baby, yeahh!

Transforminators

This would be the best movie ever!

Friday FAILS

RunPee Gives You The Best Times To Go Pee At The Movies

God love the Internet. Otherwise we wouldn't have important stuff like this to incorporate into our lives.

Are you going to see Terminator: Salvation but don't want to miss the good parts when you have to take a leak? RunPee will provide you with a breakdown of optimum times for that. Here's their official site.

My Wrath Of Khan Quiz

Bored? Take my Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan quiz. I kinda busted my ass writing it. Well not really, but I'm hoping to guilt-trip you into taking it. Anyway, there are 16 questions so it shouldn't take you longer than a few minutes. Jot your answers down and see what kind of Trek fan you really are. Honest answers... no search engine cheating!

1) How many fictional years passed between the events depicted in the Trek TOS episode "Space Seed" and the film Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan?

a) 5

b) 10

c) 15

d) 20

2) Kirk took the Kobayashi Maru test how many times before he passed?

a) once

b) twice

c) three times

d) never finished

3) How many crew members does the Kobayashi Maru have on board?

a) 408

b) 81

c) 112

d) 7

4) How many of those metallic cylinders did Khan turn on the Genesis device to initiate countdown to detonation?

a) 2

b) 3

c) 4

d) 5

5) True or false: Ricardo Montalban's muscular chest was a prosthetic piece.

a) true

b) false

6) What was Reliant's prefix code?

a) 16309

b) 13609

c) 33906

d) 19603

7) What planet was Khan banished to?

a) Ceti Alpha V

b) Ceti Alpha VI

c) Ceti Delta VI

d) Delta Vega

8) Which actress played Dr. Carol Marcus?

a) Bo Derek

b) Cathy Lee Crosby

c) Kirstie Alley

d) Bibi Besch

9) Finish this sentence:

"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or ______________!"

10) Stage 2 of "Project Genesis" involved what?

a) underground testing

b) testing on a moon or dead planet

c) lab testing

d) testing on Uranus

11) True or false: Joachim, Khan's chief lieutenant, was also Khan's son.

a) true

b) false

12) When Spock told Kirk that restoration of auxiliary power was possible in two days what did he really mean?

a) two weeks

b) two minutes

c) three days

d) two hours

13) True or false: For his death scene, Leonard Nimoy wanted his character to be drenched in green "blood" but the idea was nixed

14) What flashed on a small view-screen once Spock got the mains back online?

a) ONLINE

b) WARP ACTIVE

c) NOMINAL

d) A nude picture of Scarlett Johansson

15) Who directed Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan?

a) Leonard Nimoy

b) Robert Wise

c) Nicholas Meyer

d) Harve Bennett

16) True or false: When Kirk races to the engine room to see Spock dying behind the glass partition, the script originally called for Dr. McCoy to yell, "He's dead, Jim!" but DeForest Kelley did not feel comfortable with the line so it was changed.

Okay, here's the deal. Give yourself one point for every correct answer and add up the total. Here are the correct answers:

1) c - 15 years

2) c - three times

3) b - 81

4) c - four cylinders

5) b - false

6) a - 16309

7) a - Ceti Alpha V

8) d - Bibi Besch

9) "we're all dead"

10) a - underground testing

11) b - false

12) d - two hours

13) b - false (it was the opposite; the script indicated green blood but Nimoy was against it)

14) d - NOMINAL

15) c - Nicholas Meyer

16) a - true, DeForest asked for the line to be changed and ended up saying, "No! You'll flood the whole compartment!", leaving Scotty to yell "He's dead already!"

SCORING

0 - 6: You suck more than a salt vampire

7 - 9: Maybe You Should Be Banished to Ceti Alpha V

10 - 12: An Orion Sex Slave Might Want to Bang You

13 - 15: Gene Roddenberry Would Be Very Proud

All 16: Fuck, You Need to Get Out More