Bizarre Parody of Shenmue

One part funny, two parts kinda sad. Although I think the kid makes more money than I do with his online video game parodies.

Keep in mind that unless you have seen or played Shenmue for the Sega Dreamcast, you will only stare at this clip in dumbfoundedness.

Real Life Shenmue QTE #2

This one's even more elaborate than the one I posted on Friday.
Although I think it's actually edited footage from a kung-fu flick.

Snooki VS Brad Ferro: FIGHT!

This, from my buddy Dan...

Two questions:
1) Have you seen the Jersey Shore Snooki punch?
2) Have you played Street Fighter II?



Thanks, Dan!

This Magnavox Odyssey2 Commercial Is Pretty Terrible

Even back in 1982 I remember thinking to myself, "This is pretty terrible."

I will admit to owning and -- occasionally enjoying -- Odyssey2 and several of the games. But 90% of the games were very unoriginal -- and they only gave you ONE LIFE! If your guy died that was it, you had to start over! Arrgh! Yeah, unoriginal... a lot like this commercial. There's very little originality to it. For one, the guy's name is Wizard Of Odyssey. Jesus. Okay, second, he looks like a bad imitation of that evil dude in the old Battlestar Galactica TV series... what was his name again... Baldor? I can't remember.

Oh, okay I just looked it up. Baltor! That was his name! Here's a comparison:

The Wizard of Odyssey________The Evil Baltor

Third, his base of operations looks... oh... EXACTLY LIKE SUPERMAN'S FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Let's face it, when it came to the world of video games, Magnavox got its ass whipped from sunup to sundown because the people in charge could not come up with an original idea if someone walked into the building and put AK-47s to everyone's heads!

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

If you're not familiar with the phrase, click here and congratulate yourself on living in the year 2009!

If you ARE familiar with that phrase but have yet to watch the legendary video remix, check it out below. Good stuff.

Real Life Mario Kart

This is actually quite old but I don't think I ever posted it so here you go!

Video Game Commercial Is Just A Little Bizarre

Just a little.

DJ Hero Special Edition Is Kinda Cool And Probably Expensive

Considering that the straight-up, standard version of the game is going to retail for $120, I suspect this special edition (called DJ Hero Renegade, what a dumb name) may cost in the neighborhood of $200. Head over to Kotaku for more info and pics!

Thanks, Kotaku!

Skinny Teenager Does Semi-Real Golden Axe Level 1 Walkthrough

I owe you some fun. Or in this case, bizarre, too-much-time-on-your-hands fun.

More evidence that some people out there are weirder than me.