Possibly The Most Appropriate Thing I have Ever Posted On This Blog Called "F As In Fun"

Ubisoft is releasing a Wii game called We Dare. Calling it Wii Dare would seem to make more sense, but who am I to argue? In any case, the good news is, it is an amazingly raunchy concept. The bad news is, it is -- at least at this point in time -- only being released in Europe.

The thing is... if someone, if some company, would just release a game like this in the U.S. they would become a ga-jillionaire. Overnight.

Wait until you get a load of this game. Swingers will be on it like a fat kid on cake.

Keep in mind that this is an actual promotional clip for We Dare -- but! -- Ubisoft's legal department just pulled the original clips from YouTube today so only the mashups remain. Like this one. It is the same clip except it has Inception music behind it.

Trust me, you have to see this.

Cave Story is Out

One of the most anticipated WiiWare games was released a couple of days ago... Cave Story! And guess what? One of my friends -- Tyrone Rodriquez -- is the publisher! His company is called Nicalis. I am extremely proud of him... this is a huge deal! Cave Story is absolutely awesome and it has been getting rave reviews. If you have a Wii and you want an old school style game with killer gameplay, you owe it to yourself to play this game.

Don't believe me? Here's a quote from NintendoLife:

"Cave Story is one of the most playable and addictive titles to hit WiiWare to date."

God damn I am so proud of Tyrone.

Click here to check out reviews of the game!

Visit the Nicalis blog page here for more info!

If you're reading this, CONGRATULATIONS ON CAVE STORY, TYRONE!

Videos Of Hot Girls Playing Wii

Here's one:

There are eleven more! Click here!

Christmas Morning Nintendo 64 Kid: The Remix

It starts off slow but gets rocking at 0:29. Dig the drum solo.

The Christmas Morning Nintendo 64 Kid

Do you remember how you felt as a kid on Christmas morning? When your dreams came true and you got that most wanted present?



I know, I know — it's an old clip but A) It's Christmastime and B) I never posted it on my blog so I thought I would share.

Merry Christmas and may all your dreams come true!

The Polk County Drug Raid: Cops Love Video Games Too!

I had planned to post this on Tuesday night but ended up crashing early. In any case here it is, the Polk County Wii Bowling Tournament, er Drug Raid:

Thanks to my lovely wife for the lead

Rock And Metal Go 8-Bit

Here are some of my favorites.













Thanks, Mike!

Real Life Mario Kart

This is actually quite old but I don't think I ever posted it so here you go!

Nintendo's E3 Live Press Conference

This is taking place now. Between the hours of 12 noon and 2:00pm Eastern. Click here for live feed, courtesy of Kotaku.

Here are some highlights/screens if you miss it:

• Super Mario Bros. Wii is a juicy-looking side scrolling platformer, up to 4 players simultaneously
• Wii Fit Plus
• Wii Sports Resort
• Wii Motion Plus controller add-on provides a more specific level of control over game characters and situations

Super Mario Bros. Wii

Wii Motion Plus

As of 12:30pm Eastern, the press event is still taking place. Let's hope Nintendo has even bigger surprises in store. We'll see. They're going to need to have something huge to overshadow Microsoft's event from yesterday. I'll post more later on...

UPDATE 3:01pm Eastern
• The Wii Vitality Sensor, you slip the sensor on your finger and it detects your pulse, attaches to the Wiimote
• Tons of DS games were announced, including a GTA-style cop game
• Metroid: Other M, Nintendo is working with Team Ninja for this, available 2010
• Super Mario Galaxy 2
• Exclusive M-rated Sega game being published by Nintendo, this is a first for Nintendo
• Miyamoto was a no-show

And that's it!

Happy Birthday, Game Boy

Click this image for a full-size view

It's hard to believe but the most popular gaming device ever made was born on April 21st, 1989. How time flies. I remember my super-hot girlfriend at the time -- between rounds of sex during my visits to her in college -- was so addicted to Tetris on the original b&w version that she was seeing images of Tetris shapes in her sleep. Personally, I think she was just seeing images of my fierce man-rod.

Check out the timeline above.


Timeline courtesy of Gizmodo.com

"WiiSpray Project" Wii Graffiti Will Blow Your Mind

This is almost too cool to be true. What an awesome concept for the Nintendo Wii.

This is a video clip of the WiiSpray Project. It was created by students who regard the innovation as an addition to — not a replacement of — the world of street art.

The WiiSpray Project uses a custom-fabricated spray paint can to house a Wiimote. The mechanics and feel of a traditional spray paint can are preserved. Wow!

Thanks to Trendhunter.com

Super Mario Bros. College Presentation

Ah, the "Gordon College Super Mario Bros." video. This always makes me smile. If you've never heard of it, please click and watch... it is true genius.

Sexy Wii Fit Girl: A Hooker Is Cheaper

In case you've been living in a cave since May of last year, here's that super popular video (nearly eight million hits), "Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit."

Nearly eight million hits. Would you hit it?

The guy has a point. I mean, the girl does have a bangin' booty and works it like a lap dance susperstar, however if you add it up:

Wii system....................$250

Wii Fit..........................$100

1 pr panties..................$6

1 tee-shirt.....................$20

Dinner at Applebees....$37

Bottle of Arbor Mist.....$7

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Total.............................$420 (plus tax)

I rest my case.

Donkey Kong... For Real

Check this out -- some people apparently loves day Donkey Kong! So much so, they constructed a full-scale replica of the first "rack" in the game (I love saying "rack..." nobody says that anymore). And the real-life Donkey Kong spares no expense in handing Mario the ass-whooping of his life!