Crazy Man at Restaurant

"Leave Sean Connery alone!!"

Hey, Want Some Cheetos?

All The McDonalds In The Continental United States Lit Up At Once

According to Buzzfeed:

Stephen Von Worley created this map showing the distance from the nearest McDonalds throughout the lower 48 states. Congrats, South Dakota: You provide the greatest geographical McChallenge.

That's a lot of nuggets right there.

"Bacon Is Good For Me" Remix

Thanks, Eric!

Bacon Is Good For Me

From an episode of ABC's Wife Swap. This chubby kid takes a stand against some bacon hating bitch. Good for him, I say!

A Hamburger Today

If you love a good hamburger as much as I do, you have to click over to A Hamburger Today. The blog features burger reviews and recipes as well as tips on where to find that elusive, ultimate burger. The photography is really good too. Yes, Wimpy would be proud.

Camaro Owners Got Their Free Pizzas Yesterday (Pics)

E-yup, they sure did. More than 35,000 of 'em. Check it out.

A Yummy Picture Of A Cheeseburger

Does this not make you drool?

I found a really great website the other day. Its main mission is hamburgers. Lots and lots of hamburgers. I'll post something on that soon.

How To Make Movie Theater Quality Popcorn On The Cheap

I have yet to personally do this but it sounds like a great idea. You can make really good, tasty movie theater style popcorn at home for pennies on the dollar. You need a few items (this being one of them) costing a total of around $30, but once you have them you'll be up to your neck in awesomely-tasting popcorn for a very long time. Read the details over at Painless Frugality.

Thanks, Painless Frugality

Don't Forget To Get Your Free Pizza Today

If you don't own a Camaro, borrow your buddies'.  Shit, if that doesn't work you could probably pull up in a Firebird; most of those teenage punks won't know the difference anyway.

If you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, click here.

Apparently There Is A God And He Likes Burritos Too! Chipotle Has An iPhone App!

Gizmodo is reporting that fast-food chain Chipotle is unleashing what could be the greatest iPhone app so far:

YOU CAN NOW ORDER CHIPOTLE

VIA YOUR iPHONE!!!

Here's the article.

Camaro Owners: Free Pizza Tomorrow!

Papa John was recently reunited with his 1971 Camaro Z28, so tomorrow, August 26th, he's literally giving away large pizzas to Camaro owners! Here's the deal, courtesy of Jalopnik:

According to the Papa John's corporate office, any Camaro owner who drives to their nearest Papa John's restaurant will get a large one-topping pizza for free. This only applies tomorrow, Wednesday, August 26th, and there is a limit of one pizza per Camaro and one Camaro per visit.

Get out there, mullet heads!!

Dirty Quizno's TV Commercial: "Put It In Me"

I saw this commercial last night and I was a tad shocked by the comments coming from "the oven." I won't spoil it for you, just watch:



I mean... I get that they were trying to pull a "Hal 9000" vibe but...

It's a gay toaster oven!!

Cheeseburger! In A Can!

This is awesome... with extra awesome sauce!

The one dude looks like the guy from The Office, doesn't he?

And On The 8th Day, God Created Squeez Bacon!

From Think Geek also comes... SQUEEZ BACON!!!

Was this another April Fool's gag? I think so.

I mean, it's hard for me to think of a better concept, except for maybe three Swedish bikini models coming to kidnap me for a month of sex slavery.

Here's the link to "order." Pretty funny...

Burger King Whopper Bar Opens, The King Is Still A Stalker

While I'm not a huge Burger King fan (I think their fries absolutely suck), I do partake in the ocassional Whopper with Cheese. When they make it properly (i.e; fresh), a Whopper can actually be quite tasty.

Burger King has begun a re-branding of sorts with a spinoff called Whopper Bar. The first one just opened in Orlando, Florida. Of course The King was there on opening day to creep everyone out.

The King, gittin' down wit' the lay-dayz

BK Whopper Bar conceptual sketch

Opening day

The menu seems a tad bit pricey

So is this a case of same food, different vibe? Have you checked this out yet? If so, leave a comment. If not, head over to Orlando Attractions to read more.

Jolly Time Packaging WTF

Several things come to mind when I look at this packaging.

First, doesn't it look look more like a box of laundry detergent, or maybe drier sheets, than popcorn? Maybe the graphic designer was coming down off a Bounce product packaging high when he got the call from Jolly Time. The gigantic kernels kind of resemble wadded-up toilet paper, too.

Second, we come to what must be the latest craze sweeping the nation: "Family Blackout Night!" Now, I've had family movie nights, and I've had family board game nights. And yes, I've even experienced nights when I blacked out. But this "Family Blackout Night" thing has me curious. If you're really playing this out, if you're truly "blacked out" without power and relying on candles and flashlights, how do you get the microwave to work?

Thanks, Amanda!

Woman Calls 911; Reports McDonald's Is Out Of McNuggets

A Florida McDonald's ran out of Chicken McNuggets, so one woman made three 911 calls to report the tragedy.

Click here to listen to the actual 911 recordings!

Special thanks to Brian!

And thanks to TMZ for the audio!

OOPS! Paula Deen Drops Her Drawers, Live

Food Network cooking star Paula Deen was goofing around a bit on stage during a food festival in South Beach this weekend, when she inadvertently gave everyone a show they were not expecting. Hopefully no one was eating at the time.

Condiment Packet Collectors Unite

Have you ever wanted to collect and catalog every ketchup and mustard packet on earth? Me neither, but you name it and there's someone out there who collects it. Cereal boxes, Pez dispensers, matchbook covers; the list is endless. In this case, it's condiment packets. Yes, condiment packets!

Apparently, there are even museums dedicated to the exciting world of condiment packets. Here's a site called "The Condiment Packet Gallery." I suppose it's still one step above collecting lint balls.