Saturday, June 6, 2009

So Many Boobs You May Actually Get Tired Of Looking At Boobs

Seriously, I thought I'd never say this -- I am a die-hard breast man from way back -- but I may have OD'd on boobs today. I went to COED Magazine and rifled through their "Colossal Cleavage Spectacular!"

The girl in the shot above actually looks a lot like my sister-in-law, except I know it's not because her cans are nowhere near that big.

Okay, so back on task. Do you like boobs? You do? Do you like big boobs? Yeah? Then go here. Because as god is my witness, you'll never go hungry again.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Pocket Retro Game Emulator

omfg, look at what $99 will buy you... awesome!

Disney Pixar's "Up"... Only Not Really

Okay.

You have GOT...

to be kidding me.

This is coming to video in August by a company called GoodTimes Video. Gee, do ya think they're gonna get sued into oblivion? Maybe?

Tetris Orgy

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Deathstar Destroys The Enterprise

Obama's Facebook Friend Request


This is really, really funny to me for some reason. Head over to Geekologie to read about some dude's attempt at a "Friend Request On Obama's Facebook"...

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Explosions And Boobs... Dot Com!

Yeah!!

Seems someone out there had a genius idea and combined two of man's favorite things ever! Click here for your daily dose.

"Project Natal" Early Hands-On: Very Impressive

Reports of hands-on play time with Microsoft's in-the-works control tech "Project Natal" are starting to come in... and while it doesn't seem to be 100% perfect, the reports are extremely promising!

Head over to Kotaku now, for a hands-on report of Natal being used to play Burnout: Paradise...

Reboot! Reboot! Reboot! The "New" Total Recall Has A Writer

omfg almighty, is there no one in Hollywood willing to create something new?

I mean, come on.

A reboot of Total Recall is in the works and the writer's name is Kurt Wimmer. Oh BOY!

I know I posted about this back in February, but this is still bugging me like crazy. I don't mind a remake here or there... surely we would agree some films are so dated and out of touch with modern times, they could use a re-telling. I'm open minded. But why do they have to remake such a kick-ass sci-fi classic? What are they trying to fix or improve? It's not as if the original was lacking in some obvious way. To the contrary; as far as I'm concerned, I put Total Recall on the top shelf as one of the best science fiction stories ever put to film! So why are they doing this? The answer is simple:


There you go. F#@%ing money.

The only way this is going to stop is if people start boycotting these unnecessary remakes. People could easily organize massive boycotts via the Internet. I don't know what movie it's gonna be, I don't know when it's gonna go down, but mark my words, it will happen. It's only a matter of time.

Ferrari Guy Gives Ferrari Rides...

... for $300 an hour! Check it out!

Isn't that the dude from Great White? Shouldn't he be like broke or something, for killing all those people?

In any event, let the comments begin!!!