Friday, August 31, 2012

Botched Ecce Homo Prometheus

Sorry I haven't posted in like a year. I won't bore you with the sordid details, suffice it to say I have discovered that man is not supposed to endure torment for more than 17 years at a stretch. Yeah.

So anyway, I noticed a lot of "botched Ecce Homo" stuff floating around out there recently so I figured I would add my two cents.  Here is my latest contribution of diahrrea to the Internet:

"The search for our beginning could lead to our — ZOINKS!!"

(click for larger view)

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Nuubs: Meet the Characters

Here are the seven initial Nuubs (rhymes with "tubes") characters. I have at least three new ones on the way.

Buddy Boy
Parkour expert, analytical leader

Foreign exchange student, playground DJ

Doomsayer, conspiracy theorist

Break-dancer and ladies' man

Sissy Girl
Pure of heart, afraid of butterflies

E Man
Wealthy dimwit

Neighborhood bully

New characters will include Seymour, Frank (Buddy Boy's dad), Pico, and Ron Bigfoot.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011


I just finished work on a line of resin figures which I have put on display in the Gallery at American Greetings. They're called Nuubs (rhymes with "tubes") and, well, here are some shots. Click on a pic to see a larger image...

Buddy Boy

Sissy Girl

E Man





I did a couple of acrylic pieces as well. Cork floating atop torn-up corrugated cardboard:

The Nuubs concept is something I've had in my head for nearly two years. Little, stubby, mushroom-headed kids who have fun doing random things. To me, this is a modern take on Charles Schultz' Peanuts. Now that I've put together a group of characters with personalities I am fleshing out more details to create a fully-developed property. I'm in the midst of writing a draft for an animated series for television which I plan to pitch to the networks hopefully next year.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Gear Pics

I've been spending a lot of time trying to get acquainted with my Numark setup so I thought I'd post some pics.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Because That's How I Roll

Fine-Tune Your Home Theater Setup

Lifehacker's got a great little piece on tweaking your home theater. Check it out by clicking here!

But hey, if you're looking to feel sickened and depressed, click here!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

That Didn't Take Long

Damn, I swear he just said this the other day...

Friday, February 25, 2011

Possibly The Most Appropriate Thing I have Ever Posted On This Blog Called "F As In Fun"

Ubisoft is releasing a Wii game called We Dare. Calling it Wii Dare would seem to make more sense, but who am I to argue? In any case, the good news is, it is an amazingly raunchy concept. The bad news is, it is -- at least at this point in time -- only being released in Europe.

The thing is... if someone, if some company, would just release a game like this in the U.S. they would become a ga-jillionaire. Overnight.

Wait until you get a load of this game. Swingers will be on it like a fat kid on cake.

Keep in mind that this is an actual promotional clip for We Dare -- but! -- Ubisoft's legal department just pulled the original clips from YouTube today so only the mashups remain. Like this one. It is the same clip except it has Inception music behind it.

Trust me, you have to see this.