Microman Retro TV Commercials Are A Trip

Microman — better known here in the States as Micronauts — was an awesome toy line back in the day. I posted about Micronauts and the potential for a Micronauts movie a couple of weeks ago so click that one if you'd like. Yes indeed, it has been a dream of mine for quite some time, if you want to read more.

So I just tripped on some Japanese TV commercials and I thought you might get a kick out of them too.

"Me-curro-MAHHN!"

Evidence That There Was No "Low-Flying Pelican" When That Guy Sank His $2 Million Bugatti Veyron

If you missed the original report, click here.



I laughed when my buddy Eric said, "He was probably checking his Facebook on his phone to see how popular he was."

Yes, That Is Correct... Another Really, Really, Really,Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Nice Picture

What a sweet shot. I might have to change my underwear.

Her name is Diahann and she is one sexay beeotch. Click it for a better view.

Her MySpace page can be found here.

Super Gallery: Denise Milani

God Almighty to the Power of Grayskull, would you look at this. I have gathered ten pictures of a woman named Denise Milani.

Milani Shilani, who cares... just look at her!!

Never, Ever Say There Are No More Original Ideas Left: Gentlemen, I Give You... The Strippermobile!

Yes. Watch the video clip and then go jump off a cliff because you didn't think of it first. I know I'm going to.

Hot Babe Of The Month: This Chick

I have no idea who it is but holy mother of god's left nut sack she is hot.

Anyone know who this is? Does it really matter?

J. Jonah Jameson Was Right: Spider-Man IS A Menace!

This just kills me. Hilarious!

From the L.A. Times:
A Spider-Man impersonator was arrested on outstanding criminal warrants Wednesday after an incident in which he allegedly slugged a man.

The incident began when Los Angeles Police Department patrol officers received a radio call reporting battery by a man in a Spider-Man costume. When they arrived, they encountered four people dressed as the web-slinging crusader.

The funny part is, it was actually Mysterio projecting multiple images of Spidey throughout the city. haha

The full story here.

Guy Moonwalks On Air

This dude is strong as FU - !

Remote-Controlled Bowling Ball

In the world of ever-increasing technology, even friggin' BOWLING isn't sacred anymore.

This Magnavox Odyssey2 Commercial Is Pretty Terrible

Even back in 1982 I remember thinking to myself, "This is pretty terrible."

I will admit to owning and -- occasionally enjoying -- Odyssey2 and several of the games. But 90% of the games were very unoriginal. A lot like this commercial. There's very little originality to it. For one, the guy's name is Wizard Of Odyssey. Jesus. Okay, second, he looks like a bad imitation of that evil dude in the old Battlestar Galactica TV series... what was his name again... Baldor? I can't remember.

Oh, okay I just looked it up. Baltor! That was his name! Here's a comparison:

The Wizard of Odyssey________The Evil Baltor

Third, his base of operations looks... oh... EXACTLY LIKE SUPERMAN'S FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Let's face it, when it came to the world of video games, Magnavox got its ass whipped from sunup to sundown because the people in charge could not come up with an original idea if someone walked into the building and put AK-47s to everyone's heads!