Finally... A Real Man's Remote

It does the same thing your remote does... plus it opens your beer! 

Get Drunk Tonight!

This is what things will look like around 2 am.

Beer Barbarian

I don't know him but he is my hero.

Bud Light Speaker Box... It's Real

I don't know about you but I thought this was all some fake advertising gimmick. A joke. "The Bud Light Speaker Box!" Yeah. Right.

But it's real. The Bud Light Speaker Box is REAL!


It's a cardboard case of beer with a speaker built-in with a white plastic bezel around it. It has a plug to jack your iPod into.

The sheer genius behind this blows my mind. Budweiser portrayed and advertised this concept as a "dream" item for man when in fact, it was real all along! I walked into Giant Eagle a few days ago and saw them stacked up for sale! Brilliant.

Some people are reporting the "Bud Light Grooler" is also real but I have yet to confirm this. It wouldn't surprise me if it were.

Blue Beer. No, Not Blue Beard, Blue BEER.

I love beer. And I love the color blue. So naturally I would buy this beer and probably love it a lot. From Japan comes Okhotsk Blue Draft! According to the company that makes it:

Okhotsk Blue Draft stands out for its cool color and interesting (yet not off-putting) ingredients. The brew is made using water melted from icebergs that float each year onto Hokkaido beaches from the chilly Sea of Okhotsk, an arm of the North Pacific ocean bordered by Japan and Russia.

It has seaweed extract as well, which gives it that cool blue color. And we all know that blue always makes everything better (except when it affects my balls). Blue is awesome. Here's a video of some Japanese guy taste-testing it:



And there you have it. Okay, I have no clue as to what that dude just said but he seemed pretty happy to be drinking that beer. I have no idea how it tastes either, but it looks really, really good. Sure, I'd get a public ass-beating if I were to drink it in a nightclub — especially in a gay champagne glass — but ah so what.