Call My Parents

Heads up, this is not funny nor is it enjoyable. It is just plain unsettling. But you should still watch it if for no other reason than to come to terms with the fact our world is littered with crazy people.

The story goes that some chick wigged-out at an airport, climbing and jumping on top of a Starbucks counter:

Some girl totally geeked out past security check at gate C Jet Blue at Logan Airport March 12, 2010. Somebody either tackle this bitch or call her god dam parents!!! 

Man Under Arrest Chants Ancient Ritualistic Gobbledeegook, Flees From Police

Okay so this dude is being arrested for something, I'm not quite sure what it is. I think the guy changed his name and the evil witch queen said it was not to be. Something like that.

So the po-po have a difficult time getting the guy to comply and become weary of his Dungeons & Dragons-level chanting, so they eventually tase him.

The video goes on for a bit, but see it through to the payoff — that comes at 2:58 when the dude finally summons the strength (from Skull Mountain or some such place) to escape. It worked! Free at last!