And what a coincidence! I am too! Just kidding. Not really, I am fairly twisted. Ask anyone who knows me. This ass-shaped speaker though... this might be too weird for even ME. It's shaped like an ass and you're supposed to rub it to adjust the volume. And it has a butt hole for a speaker.
I mean... really?
If guess the speaker ever dies, it will give new meaning to the term "farting." Heh. Yeah, I know. It wasn't that funny.