Don't you think he looks kind of like the lovechild Parker Stevenson and Ben Stiller would have? Granted that is, if two men could have intercourse and one of them had a vagina and a uterus and then the other guy spoodged in it and then that other dude gave birth?
Yeah, it's weird. You get four different moustache styles and you can interchange them and, well... I guess you're supposed to have fun doing it. You can buy one here. Oh shit, looks like they've already sold out. Looks like they can't make 'em fast enough. Dammit George, why can't we think of something like this and rake in the bucks? Then we could retire to Costa Rica and be DJs.