A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas City to Chicago... The little boy (who had been looking outthe window turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have babydogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have babyplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "Ifbig dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't bigplanes have baby planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell youto ask me?"The boy said, "Yes, she did!"
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no babyplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your motherexplain that to you."