I Hate Facebook More Than Satan

I'm not kidding. I'd rather play Guitar Hero with Hitler reincarnated for an entire weekend than spend waste my time on Facebook for one hour. And for many reasons which I plan to elaborate on soon. I promised I was going to rant about why I loathe Facebook a long time ago*, but I sort of forgot. Trust me though; I have a revitalized hatred for it now. I'm getting additional RAM installed later this week for my dinosaur f#*king computer and then I am going off.

* April, as a matter of fact