Star Trek Communicator VOIP Phone

This Trek TOS communicator is an exact replica of the original stage prop -- and it's actually a USB VOIP phone. Plug it into USB 2.0 and enjoy Instant Messaging via Skype, MSN Messenger, AIM or iChat.

The communicator has authentic sound effects and it's compatible with Windows XP, Vista plus Mac OS X 10.5.

What I wanna know is this: when the f@#k is someone gonna manufacture a real, working cell phone that looks like this...?