Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Trump Be Pimpin'

It's official: Donald Trump be pimpin'. Bigger than when Eazy-E was runnin' the game.

Tuesday morning, Trump stated that Miss California, Carrie Prejean, can keep her crown.

As we all know, the young lady spoke her mind and gave her honest opinion regarding same-sex marriage during the Miss USA pageant and lost. Some have speculated that she lost because of the answer she gave a gay judge near the end of the contest. Then, a couple of weeks ago, an "almost nudie" pic of Carrie started circulating, which cast doubt as to whether she should even be allowed to keep her Miss California crown. It looked like a witch hunt.

The nudie pic, I might add, is pretty shocking. Here it is. (It's SFW)


So The Donald -- owner of the Miss Universe Organization, which includes the Miss USA pageant -- steps in and says not so fast. Which brings me to this... tell me you haven't wondered whether Trump is sampling the salad bar during these pageants. I mean, seriously. Why would he want to flat-out OWN these beauty pageants... so he can walk on stage and smile at them? Come on! He's got to be bangin' the hell out of these chicks, right? Am I right?

What a life.

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