Sunday, June 28, 2009

"And If You Order Now... AARRRGH!!" Billy Mays Is Dead

Billy Mays is dead. And no, he didn't O.D. on Just For Men beard coloring.

Man, what is it with this month anyway? The Grim Reaper must be having one hell of a hoe-down. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah, then MJ, and now Billy. Hell, I'm not even done crying about those people.

Who's gonna pitch all those crappy, garage sale-bound products? The Sham Wow Guy went to jail (or at the very least he's still in hot water) so he can't take over. WTF, is the whole world going to hell in a hand basket?!

So 50 year-old Billy -- who was signed on to start filming commercials as Taco Bell's new spokesman -- was reportedly hit in the head by some luggage during a rough landing in Tampa, Florida. That very well may have been the cause of death, because the next morning his wife found him dead. TMZ has the full report. The cause of death has yet to be officially determined, stay tuned.

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