Saturday, March 28, 2009

THIS JUST IN: ShamWow Guy Arrested

Apparently, Vince Shlomi -- the ShamWow Guy -- has been keepin' his pimp hand strong down in Miami.

The Smoking Gun reports:

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. 

Maybe he should have given her a deal on some ShamWows or somethin'.

Here's a copy of the affidavit.

It was only a matter of time. Next thing you know, the Oxy Clean Guy will be brought up on racketeering charges.

One last thing while I'm at it. If you're one of the millions of idiots who bought a ShamWow, congratulations: you've contributed to this moron being able to afford an $700-a-night hotel room.

Thanks to The Smoking Gun

1 comment:

  1. what a weird story...i knew something was up with that guy, just couldn't put my finger on it.