The Smoking Gun reports:
Maybe he should have given her a deal on some ShamWows or somethin'.
Here's a copy of the affidavit.
It was only a matter of time. Next thing you know, the Oxy Clean Guy will be brought up on racketeering charges.
One last thing while I'm at it. If you're one of the millions of idiots who bought a ShamWow, congratulations: you've contributed to this moron being able to afford an $700-a-night hotel room.
Thanks to The Smoking Gun