Attention, Losers! Sexy Fembots For YOU!

It appears that at one point in the not-too-distant future, even the nerdiest of nerds will be able to get with the ladies. Okay, so maybe they won't be real ladies, but still! Yes, sexy robots have come a long way since the days of... well, the days when we didn't have any sexy robots.

The clips below feature actual working robots from various places throughout the world. These projects have been financed by huge corporations, government agencies, and even horny... er, private citizens. Notice how most of them are from Japan. Just sayin'.

Seriously though, imagine! A woman who will never complain! A woman who will never gain weight! A woman who will not only get you a beer, but sit quietly as you drink beer all night long! She will also sit through all 78 consecutive episodes of Star Trek! Oh, and you can fart all you want too, because robots can't smell!! Is there no end to the benefits?

This is crazy, this is crazy...