The Shopping Game

Here's another gem I found on the Internet a few years back. Not sure who to credit other than someone calling themselves "Specklet."

Here's the deal. Basically, the idea is to come up with a list of four random items that could be found at a large retail store -- WalMart, for example. The four items are innocuous in and of themselves, but in combination they would cause the cashier to freak out, or at the very least make them wonder "What in the hell is going on here?!"

Come up with your own list and be sure to leave it in the "Comments" section! 

A tennis racket

Eggs

Sleeping pills

An air horn

Ammonia

Bleach

More ammonia

More bleach

An enema kit

Soy sauce

Duct tape

Altoids

Live goldfish

A blender

Plastic cups

Vodka

Maragarita mix

Ice

Cups

Drano

Rubber gloves

Aubergine

Vaseline

Paracetamol

Ping pong balls

Vaseline

A trampoline

A bull's-eye

Isopropyl

Ice cube trays

Food coloring

Toothpicks

Microwave oven

Soldering iron

Screwdriver

Diapers

Wading pool

Case of beer

Bullhorn

Pellet gun

Box of individual rose petals to scatter across a bed

Kenny G music CD

Rose-scented candle

Duct tape

Birthday card

Brownie mix

Chocolate Ex-Lax

Video camera

Jumbo bag Cheetos

Ipecac

Bucket

Stop watch

Clown costume

Box of lollipops

A muzzle

13-oz. tube of Vaseline

A gross of ping pong balls

Super glue

Plastic army men

Robotussin

Electric ignition

Wiring

Chocolates

Plastic sheeting

Doll

Blowtortch

Lipstick

Mirror

Guitar

Cologne

Boy Scouts songbook

Condoms