Beam Me Up, Beeotch

Okay, this is for real. They are going to do it, and it is not a joke. So all you haters and non-believers can now officially kiss my ass. A Star Trek transporter will some day become reality!!

They're calling it "quantum information processing." What the hell does that mean, right? Well, get this. For the first time in the history of mankind, information has been teleported across a distance of about one yard.

To read the full article, click here.

"Welcome aboard, Captain! I - - Um. Okay,

let's try this again."

One day, if we live long enough to not kill ourselves, the
human race will achieve things only dreamed of in science
fiction. And one day, if there is a god, man will be able to look
out into space and say,

"Scotty, beam me up some bitches and ho's."

Thanks to Foxnews.com